Funny Dying Words Funny Last Words Before Execution

Five final statements from

Last Words of the Executed

by Robert K. Elder


The Noose

I have something to say, but not at this time.

grover cleveland redding, convicted of murder, Illinois. Executed June 24, 1921

Redding had claimed that he was the prince of Abyssinia and was just trying to bring the people of his race back to their homeland. During a riot that was started by Redding and his followers, two were shot to death. Redding had built up a following with his antigovernment and religiously motivated teachings.


The Firing Squad

I give you my word. I intend to die like a man, looking my executioners right in the eye.

After the initial volley of bullets failed to kill him:
Oh my God! Oh my God! They have missed!

wallace wilkerson, convicted of murder, Utah. Executed May 16, 1879

Wilkerson, age forty-five, refused the traditional blindfold and restraints during his execution for killing a man over a disputed card game. A cigar remained in his hand during his final moments. Unfortunately for Wilkerson, the bullets missed his vital organs, and he struggled for breath for fifteen to twenty-seven minutes, depending on the account, before dying. A reporter from the Ogden Junction newspaper criticized the execution, writing: "The French guillotine never fails."


The Electric Chair

In his cell:
Yes, sir. I wish to make the following statements prior to my death. First, to the family of Roger Tackett, I send to you my remorse for the death of your loved one from the bottom of my heart. I did not kill Roger Tackett, and I remorse deeply for his death. To my supporters I send my—all my deepest respect. Thank you. It was—it has been due to your effort that I have received the degree of justice in my case. To the world, I suggest that people need to reach out more and help the needy and the homeless. To my family and children, I send you all my love, and I want you to know that I love you very much. And do not be bitter. Work hard, be honest in all life, and you will be successful in America. Van Roosevelt Solomon.

A moment later:
This is Van Solomon again, and I'd like to say to America: how long will America limp between two opinions? How can you counsel someone and don't even keep your own counsel about killing people. Thank you.

In the death chamber:
Yes, I'd like to say I'd like to give my blessing to all the people that seeked to save my life, and I'd like to curse everyone that seeked to take my life. Farewell.

van roosevelt solomon, convicted of murder, Georgia. Executed February 20, 1985


The Gas Chamber

I'm innocent! I'm innocent! I'm innocent!

As guards dragged him into the gas chamber:
Don't let me go like this, God!

While being strapped into the chair:
I did wrong but I didn't kill anybody!

To witnesses and reporters:
You're the ones that put me here. God, you're a dirty son of a bitch because I'm innocent!

robert otis pierce, convicted of murder, California. Executed April 6, 1956


Lethal Injection

I'd just like to say I'm sailing with the Rock and I'll be back like 'Independence Day' with Jesus, June 6, like the movie, big mother ship and all. I'll be back.

aileen wuornos, convicted of murder, Florida. Executed October 9, 2002

Wuornos was labeled a serial killer for murdering seven men in less than twelve months. The life of Wuornos, from her abusive childhood to her life as a teenage prostitute, became the focus of the 2003 film Monster and two documentaries by Nick Broomfield. On the day of her execution, she told Broomfield that the police framed her and used sonic waves to control her. State psychiatrists decided that she was mentally competent for execution. Charlize Theron won an Oscar for her portrayal of Wuornos in Monster.




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Robert K. Elder
Last Words of the Executed
©2010, 340 pages
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